Sunday, January 4, 2015

Update Part 3

Okay, we're back at the game now. Dang, those commercials sure went by fast. The Cowboys will receive the ball now, and those guys really need something to happen if they want to stay in the game. Everyone always says that the Cowboys choke in the playoffs, and so far that seems to be holding true. Even though I'm rooting for the Lions in this game I'm hoping that Romo doesn't completely suck today. If he can't perform today, imagine the things people will be saying about him. They've already written a fake article about him being in a homosexual relationship, and I'm sure if he chokes today someone will take great pleasure in destroying him.

The Cowboys are 2 and 6, so again not a very big gain. And the Cowboys almost lost the ball, with a sack on Tony Romo and a loss of six. So 3 and 12 now, and "America's Team" is not doing great...but they just converted on third down again, so they seem to have a little momentum right now. Let's see if this continues. What's with the "America's Team" nickname? It makes me want to throw up. Seriously, what makes them America's team? They're not even Texas' team. LOL, these Cowboys are not doing well are they? I wonder what all the Cowboys fans I saw on Facebook yesterday are saying now. I would imagine they're saying something like "We've still got this! #DemBoys"....ugh, I really hate their fans. They're just as bad as 49ers fans sometimes. Romo just got sacked, and the Cowboys are 4th and 19 now...somehow I don't see them going for it. And nope, they're going to punt it off to the Lions. If this continues Stafford will no longer be 0-17 against teams with winning records on the road at the end of the day, while Romo's post season woes will continue for the next five years. Go Lions! I'm hoping that the Seahawks face them next week...I'm a Hawks fan, so I want the Legion of Boom to destroy some of these Detroit receivers....maybe a pick-six for Sherman or Wagner?

Okay, so the Lions are 3 and 6 right now, so hopefully they'll be able to convert again. Okay, Golden Tate just made a catch and a 17 yard gain for the Lions. So far no one has tried to kill Tate yet, but I'm sure these Cowboys are fuming because Tate had a HUGE hit on Sean Lee two years ago. Let's see if they make good on their little revenge promise. Okay, so Stafford just got sacked but it was only a loss of two, which is nothing compared to how much yardage Dallas lost whenever Romo was sacked. The Lions are 3 and 13 now, and let's see if they can convert on third and long. And...nope, incomplete intended for Golden Tate.

The Cowboys have the ball again, and they'll be starting at their own fifteen. Their defense definitely stepped in up on that last drive, so let's see if their offense can do the same. America's team (dear God, please give me the power to not want to strangle someone whenever I hear that nickname) needs something NOW, and Murray finally got a first down. So the Cowboys are picking it up a little now, but we'll just have to see how it goes, as I've been saying this whole time. Damn, I'm a 14-year-old girl and I could probably play better than Romo has been today. Okay, so Dallas is 3 and 3 now, so they should be able to convert on this next play. And.. yep, first down for the Cowboys and a gain of 12. Now they just gained three yards, so 2nd and 7 now. If Dallas loses this game I think they'll be eliminated...and a sack on Tony Romo! The Cowboys just lost a stunning 8 yards, bringing up 3rd and 15. Romo just threw a pass, and the throw wasn't even close to the receiver. Okay, so Dallas just punted the ball and Detroit ALMOST lost the ball but got back on top of it, and a small scuffle ensued after the punt and fumble recovery....by the team who fumbled the ball. All right Lions, let's see what you guys can do now!

Okay, so the Lions are 2nd and 10 now, and a five-yard false start penalty on Detroit. I wonder what the penalty is for a defensive false start. Oh great, delay of game now. Let's hope this isn't an omen....2nd and 19...and gain of only about 1.5 yards. Fourth down for the Lions, and Detroit will punt the ball. The Cowboys will receive the ball, and these commentators just echoed what I've been saying this whole time: Dallas needs something to happen in these final two and a half minutes. If Romo wants to shut up his critics, he hasn't been showing it today. I need to charge my laptop now, lmao.

All right, cut to commercials again. I'll be back in a moment.

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