Cromartie Has Proved That He Is An Idiot

Okay, so apparently Antonio Cromartie doesn't think that Sherman is the best corner in the league or even in the discussion.

Let that sink in for a moment.

Seriously, have you ever heard anything more stupid? According to the idiotic Jets cornerback, Sherman isn't the best because he doesn't cover number ones all the time. All right, first of all, that has nothing to do with how good of a corner you are. Second of all, he doesn't cover number ones because the opposing offenses rarely line up their number ones against him.

Let's be real here. Cromartie is in no position to criticize Sherman because he's not even half the player Sherman is. He's had what, one good season? Oh yeah, and Darrelle Revis, who apparently IS the best corner in the league, fell on his ass trying to cover an "average" receiver in the Super Bowl. So...if that's your idea of a great corner Cromartie...does that mean your idea of a good team is a team that gets overhyped and can't do shit against average teams?

The only reason he thinks he can trash talk Sherman is because he plays opposite Revis now. FYI, playing opposite Revis does not make you a better player you moron.

Free Agency Update

This is everything that's been happening in free agency this year. I've kind of been neglecting this blog; sorry about that. Not that anyone cares of course.

1. The Seahawks resigned Marshawn Lynch.

Yes, that's right. Lynch will be back for another season. His new contract contains a mutual agreement to always run the ball on the one-yard line.

2. Percy Harvin has been released by the Jets.

I guess you could call him a gypsy...

3. The Seahawks traded Max Unger for Jimmy Graham.

The downside is that they lost one of the best centers in football. On the plus side, they got one of the best tight ends.

4. The Eagles traded Nick Foles for Sam Bradford.

Apparently this trade wasn't too popular with Eagles fans. Then again, they're never happy about anything.

5. The Cowboys signed Greg Hardy.

And this is yet another signing that was everyone in Dallas...that has morals, so really only 40% of Dallas was bothered by it.

6. Michael Crabtree still has no home.

No one wants a mediocre receiver, after all.

7. The 49ers are going down the drain.

They replaced their starting corners with Shareece Wright and Chris Cook. One of them has one interception, and the other has even less.

8. Chris Borland retired after one season.

And it would be nice if bitter 49er fans would quit calling him a p*ssy.

9. Patrick Willis also retired.

He said he's never coming back, and who can blame him? Would anyone WANT to go back to the sinking ship that's also known as the 49ers?

Great News-Beast Mode is Back!

It's finally here-the day every Seahawks fan has been waiting to arrive for weeks. After the Super Bowl loss, there was one question on everyone's mind: will Marshawn Lynch return for the 2015 season. The answer to that is....

Yes! Lynch will in fact be returning for his ninth season in the NFL. The star running back signed a three-year contract that guarantees him 12 million in 2015, 9 million in 2016, and 10 million in 2017.

It's The Day Before!

What's going on 12's? It's Saturday, January 31, the day before the Super Bowl! Woo! What's your pick for the big game? I'm going with 37-17 Hawks. We beat them at our last matchup, and cheaters never prosper!

Why Your Team Sucks (49ers)

1. Colin Kaepernick

This guy kisses his biceps when he scores a touchdown, and yet hates attention. News flash: kissing your biceps is going to get you attention whether you like it or not. He plays like a high school quarterback too. If the first read option isn't there....well, you know what happens.

2. Jim Harbaugh

You know he sucks when his own team tried to trade him to the Browns.

3. Fade routes

During the 2013 Super Bowl, the 49ers lost because the fade to Crabtree failed miserably. The very next season, Kaepernick throws the same fade to Crabtree in the NFC championship...we all know how that ended.

4. Targeting Richard Sherman

After the NFC championship, number 7 said that he "wasn't afraid of Sherman". Well, he's certainly proved that this year. Richard Sherman ended their season last year, but apparently Kaepernick hasn't learned to stay away from him.

Update Part 3

Okay, now it's 1st and 10 at the 46, and....pass play....oops, ball is deflected. Okay, they coverted on second down, so it's 1st and 10 at the 30 yard line...throws it for the end zone...oh, incomplete....who was he throwing it to? Okay, and they're going for a field goal...okay, and they missed it. Steven Hauschka would have made that....pathetic kicker.

Commercial break again. This is getting annoying. I suggest Team Irvin benches their kicker.

Update Part 2

All right, we're back from the commercial break now. It's still 2nd and goal....touchdown! Okay, okay, so now Team Irvin will either be trailing by 2 or 1 depending on whether or not they go for the 2-point conversion....and they don't....oh, and he missed the extra point! Whoa, that's not good news for them. The good news is, they're only a field goal behind.

Cut to commercials again....I hate it when they do this....

Okay, we're back again. Team Carter has the ball, and they just got a five-yard false start penalty. It's now 1st and 10 at the 45, so let's see what they can do. There's about a minute left in the third quarter, so anything could happen. I wonder who's on defense for Irvin. Whoa, okay Dalton just got sacked! It's a loss of 7, so they may or may not punt....okay it looks like they will. There's a flag on the punt, but I don't know what it's for yet. Oh, it's a holding penalty on the receiving team, so it's a ten-yard penalty against Irvin.

Commercials...