I Really Hate ESPN First Take

I stumbled upon the ESPN First Take YouTube channel recently, and it's the worst thing that's happened to me since I found a dead bird in my yard. Skip Bayless and Stephen A. Smith are two of the most sickening people I've ever had the misfortune to see on my computer screen. Skip's problem is that he whines when his Cowboys lose (did anyone see his tweets after Dez Bryant's catch was ruled incomplete?) and he makes the stupidest predictions ever. What's with the name too? Seriously, is there a dumber name than Skip? It doesn't matter where it comes from. He should be embarrassed to have to introduce himself as "Skip". It sounds like he's trying to give himself a nickname that's a ripoff of a peanut butter brand. Stephen A. Smith is about as dumb as Peanut Butter Name and even more annoying because of his theatrics. Every time the subject turns to Aaron Rodgers, I can always count on him to say "He's a baaaaaaad man!" Whenever he says that I want to throw up. He looks like an asshole, and he is one too. Truthfully, he and Skip are perfect for each other. Two assholes running the same show. What else could go wrong? Oh yeah, that bitch they brought on the show. Someone please shut her face.