Free Agency Update

This is everything that's been happening in free agency this year. I've kind of been neglecting this blog; sorry about that. Not that anyone cares of course.

1. The Seahawks resigned Marshawn Lynch.

Yes, that's right. Lynch will be back for another season. His new contract contains a mutual agreement to always run the ball on the one-yard line.

2. Percy Harvin has been released by the Jets.

I guess you could call him a gypsy...

3. The Seahawks traded Max Unger for Jimmy Graham.

The downside is that they lost one of the best centers in football. On the plus side, they got one of the best tight ends.

4. The Eagles traded Nick Foles for Sam Bradford.

Apparently this trade wasn't too popular with Eagles fans. Then again, they're never happy about anything.

5. The Cowboys signed Greg Hardy.

And this is yet another signing that was everyone in Dallas...that has morals, so really only 40% of Dallas was bothered by it.

6. Michael Crabtree still has no home.

No one wants a mediocre receiver, after all.

7. The 49ers are going down the drain.

They replaced their starting corners with Shareece Wright and Chris Cook. One of them has one interception, and the other has even less.

8. Chris Borland retired after one season.

And it would be nice if bitter 49er fans would quit calling him a p*ssy.

9. Patrick Willis also retired.

He said he's never coming back, and who can blame him? Would anyone WANT to go back to the sinking ship that's also known as the 49ers?

Great News-Beast Mode is Back!

It's finally here-the day every Seahawks fan has been waiting to arrive for weeks. After the Super Bowl loss, there was one question on everyone's mind: will Marshawn Lynch return for the 2015 season. The answer to that is....

Yes! Lynch will in fact be returning for his ninth season in the NFL. The star running back signed a three-year contract that guarantees him 12 million in 2015, 9 million in 2016, and 10 million in 2017.